Husband Wanted - Are you the one for me?

[pearl]

Do you have more money than you know what to do with?

Do you think women are after you for your money?

Do you have problems trusting everyone including your parents and siblings?

Do you worry you could never find a sensible woman?

Do you have a trophy wife but wish you had a woman who could actually be a woman rather than a decoration in the house?

Do you have trouble finding a woman who knows what she wants to do with her life?

Have no fear, for you have found the one you are looking for!

I am a 30 something year old who is looking for a man who is mostly out on business trips and rarely at home. I prefer a man with money and if you are outside of the US, even better! I do not care much about pushing kids out of my own vagina, there are tonnes who can be adopted beginning with a few that I know. I do not have jelous tendancies and I am not clingy. I can have a life of my own seperate from a husband and still manage to avoid going to therapy over 'loneliness'.

I do not entertain snotty guests, you can hire a hostess for that. I do not wear heels, but I will go out dancing on my own. If you want to come along I will be glad to help you on either your wheelchair or walker. If your friends are snotty and you want to show them you can go organic (read down to earth) then I am the woman for you. Here are some of my features:

1. Does not come with low self esteem leading to the usual trap questions such as, "Do I look fat?"

2. If wishes were horses I would be in grad school, so I am not happy with the little I have, I strive for more.

3. I can manage your household. One does not need a degree to run a house, combined with a few classes, most African women are taught this important from an early age.

4. I like to have my own projects on the side, so be prepared to have you and your equally financially loaded friends invest in my ideas.

5. I get over things really fast because I know what is important, a successful relationship with you because I stand to benefit.

So forget those mail order brides you have been talking to over the internet and over the phone, but you are still unsure if they really love you or not. Go for the bold choice who tells you exactly what she wants, to benefit from your money while you enjoy the benefit of not having an insane woman by your side. Other qualifications include:

1. I do not drink alcohol.

2. I do not smoke.

3. I do not do any drugs apart from anti histamines.

4. I am sensible and will not argue with you when I know you don't really care about discussions with women.

5. I am blunt and direct, to the point.

6. I can have a good sense of humor.

7. No violent tendancies.

If you come from oil money or have a trust fund set up for you, I am the woman for you. I will not want your money to spend on stupid trinkets because I know there are better investments out there.

Forget whichever women you are chasing out there. They are mislabled and you never really know what you are getting. Go with the clear choice: a woman who wants you for your money and knows she is the right choice. You have until August 2010, and then I drop off the face of the earth.

Do not live to regret having let this opportunity pass you by.



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Applications accepted via the messaging system.

Applications which include links to dirty images or ideas will be rejected instantly.

Applicants with emotional problems that might lead to murder will be rejected, there's a detection system in place that sorts out the applicants with such mental health issues. This rule applies to applicants who have killed their previous wives.

Applicants without the financial backing will be rejected.

Applicants who expect a doormat for a wife will be rejected.

Applicants who are outside the US get first priority, though submitting an application from within the US does not automatically disqualify an applicant from being considered.

Applicants who are close relatives can apply as long as they do not hope to share the newly aquired wife should one of them win. Applicants within the same household can apply as long as they can show proof of ownership of their own residence seperate from their current residence.

Questions shall be answered not neccesarily in the order in which they are received. Silence does not mean that the answer will not come before August 2010.

If you are the leader of a criminal gang that nets billions of dollars and will never be caught becase you basically run the legal government, your application will not be rejected. Who am I to judge?

[pearl]

I am sure this post will amuse people. If you get infuriated then you have no sense of humor. But if I can net a husband with money that will be a bonus. I am serious.

[rexx]

Originally Posted by pearl

I am sure this post will amuse people. If you get infuriated then you have no sense of humor.
But if I can net a husband with money that will be a bonus.
I am serious.

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Hehee..Hehee ..!!
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PEARL : You surprise me , Girl ..!!
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Nevertheless , I can only offer Sweet Loving and Excellent Dicc ..
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So , I suppose I dont qualify ..
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Too bad , ... and best of luck in your quest ..
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REXX

[pearl]

Originally Posted by rexx

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Hehee..Hehee ..!!
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PEARL : You surprise me , Girl ..!!
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Nevertheless , I can only offer Sweet Loving and Excellent Dicc ..
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So , I suppose I dont qualify ..
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Too bad , ... and best of luck in your quest ..
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REXX

If life was going well for me I'd sleep with you for free no questions asked. At the moment I just need to get the hell out of the US. It's not working out for me here. I don't like passing up a good penis, tehehe.

[jaheim82@gmail.com]

Looooooool!! REXX ma men! you dont qualify, its the bank statement she wants first, then the rest. If you only wanna lay some pipe check the link i gave you on the other post. Thats ma men rexx woof woof!

[Kulu-girl]

@REXX
I'm sure pearl is thinking, "Well, he doesn't have the benjamins...and all he has to offer is his love rod...but then I have that battery operated appliance under my pillow that does the job...hmmm...vibrator... REXX...vibrator...REXX...Damn! I just can't decide!"
Life is full of tough choices, isn't it. Girl, you know I can read your mind. LOL! Anyway, good luck finding Mr. Big Bucks!

[pearl]

Originally Posted by Kulu-girl

@REXX
I'm sure pearl is thinking, "Well, he doesn't have the benjamins...and all he has to offer is his love rod...but then I have that battery operated appliance under my pillow that does the job...hmmm...vibrator... REXX...vibrator...REXX...Damn! I just can't decide!"
Life is full of tough choices, isn't it. Girl, you know I can read your mind. LOL! Anyway, good luck finding Mr. Big Bucks!

Thanks Kulu-girl, tehehe. I was thinking of stripping my vibrator of it's cover and and putting it on the gear head of the car. So each time I switch gears I would really consider the dilemma, rexx or the rich guy, lol. Which one feels better in my hand. Poor rexx though, giving his thing for free yet I won't take it

[Kulu-girl]

Yes, Rexx is ENORMOUSLY generous. Always willing to offer his SERVICES to womankind.

Oh, Rexx, if this was ancient Greece we'd all worship your great gleeming nude marble statue. A vision of manliness set upon a roof of a great temple in your honour. What a DOMINEERING sight that would have been...sigh.

Oh, well, Pearl, I guess sexual philathropists are not on your list then?...no?

@REXX- Sorry Rexx. Don't worry, Hon, I believe in your cause but remember a great poet once said, "No romance without finance".

[pearl]

Originally Posted by Kulu-girl

Yes, Rexx is ENORMOUSLY generous. Always willing to offer his SERVICES to womankind.

Oh, Rexx, if this was ancient Greece we'd all worship your great gleeming nude marble statue. A vision of manliness set upon a roof of a great temple in your honour. What a DOMINEERING sight that would have been...sigh.

Oh, well, Pearl, I guess sexual philathropists are not on your list then?...no? I

@REXX- Sorry Rexx. Don't worry, Hon, I believe in your cause but remember a great poet once said, "No romance without finance".

Some of these free givers might sabotage my chance of getting a rich guy. They can keep showing up claiming love bla bla bla, the call to money is stronger than any other urge at the moment. I still love man whores though. In the future when I am settled I'll give him a call if he won't be too old. [/I]

[Live and let die]

Originally Posted by pearl

Some of these free givers might sabotage my chance of getting a rich guy. They can keep showing up claiming love bla bla bla, the call to money is stronger than any other urge at the moment. I still love man whores though. In the future when I am settled I'll give him a call if he won't be too old. [/I]

hahahahahaha this thread absolutely made my monday. Good luck in your such.