Today he must have come earlier than usual and i couldnt really be bothered to wake up at that hour.I swear it way too early cos even my cock,albeit being an imaginary one,hadnt began to crow.At this point i should probably make it clear that i am refering to a rooster so y'all get your minds out of the gutter...am not talking about the belt either!!I give up trying to clarify things,so....
After trying to wake me up for a couple of minutes,he resorted to what he always does when he's in tantrum mode...trashing the room by throwing whatever he can lay his hands on the floor.Unfortunately,today everything was directed towards my bed.It was all good at first cos he mainly tossed books,shoes and other light stuff i could sleep through until....he decided to go get some backup!!
uuuuuuwwwwiiiii!!Next thing i know ive been hit!!oooooh the agony!!He must have stumbled on one of those huge gate padlocks and he squared me right below the knee...
''To the light,to the light....yo Angel Gabriel aka G,let me through!Oh is that Mj?!Salute to the glove brother!!
Yo!Biggie and Tupac rolling together?Are you guys bestfriends now?
Oh left eye,pst!I see you found your right eye...''
I think i might have seen my hometown's man trying to get a piece of the golden gate for resale purposes right before Angel G said my file hadnt yet been processed and as a result i was ordered to back up and take a trip downstairs!Jeez!!How many stairs am i expected to walk in a week,ud think theyd have an elevator up in H-town (heaven) huh?!
So am back to darkness...and when i finally open my eyes i see his toothy grin,a sure sign of just how proud he was of this latest achievement!!
Not one to wait and see what would happen next,i limp out of bed with my newly acquired migraine,serve him his addiction and get back to bed to rest my headache.
Half an hour later he was back,this time with some coins he must have been saving up and in an attempt to suprise me...he threw them at me...*sigh* landing on the same spot :(
Is this a sign i need to start repenting?!
Am gonna miss him alot when he goes back home in the coming weeks