Me I LOve NAirobi REgardless - MILONARE
Assi! Two posts in two days. Yenyewe this time Im spending in Kericho is working blog wonders on me!!!
This is a tribute to the perennial patrons of the BT whom I shall not name (Shiroh the veteran, Mocha, Nick, Aco, Gish and as of recently Henny).
Prelude
Sir John – of the "John, nampenda John" fame. The one-eyed, blind snake.
Sojourn – a temporary stay.
SJS/BT Definition
The SJS or BT (sometimes called NimeChill) is a metaphor for involuntary and unwelcome exile to the land of no booty wherein the said exile will claim that it was out of choice, they are cool with it and they don’t miss getting a lil som som, yada yada – yeah right!!!
SJS/BT Usage
The Bilas Train, syntactically, exists in various forms:
- “It’s Bilas…” – expressive form used to explain the state one is in (often in response to the query "Are you getting any?")
- “On the Bilas Train” – a statement of status when asked about one’s coital status. (Usually accompanied by a sulky or scowling facial expression.)
- “Off the Bilas Train!!” – a statement of glee when one disembarks from said train. (Exclamation marks for emphasis; as one is usually in a euphoric state by then).
SJS/BT Profile
It is quite easy to spot those on the BT. Gender plays a big role in this so I shall differentiate the characteristics accordingly:
Female BT:
- Not uncommon to witness them peeling the labels of their Black/Smirnoff Ice at the club – mimicking the undressing they so desperately crave LOL
- They characteristically walk with an extra swish and sway of the hips as they wiggle past you and immediately throw a glance backwards to catch you in the act of watching them
- They giggle heartily at your jokes (no matter how dry and bland) ending each giggle with a slight touch or brush of your hand/shoulder/thigh
- Extra effort is made to give window-shoppers a better view of the items on display/offer/discount i.e. dropping hanky and slowly bending over to pick said hanky, pushing of chest forward with a shimmy as if shaking a kayamba
Male BT:
- Loudly and verbosely declaring their comfort in said state all the time making a mental note of all females who declare the same
- Always busy discussing their bedroom prowess whenever a female is within earshot
- Been known to reflexively grab/scoop/manhandle a gals rear as she walks past
- Dance too close to the ladies on the dance-floor grinding their pelvises/pelvi/many-pelvis against the poor damsel
- Tend to squirm/fidget when the discussion of masturbating comes up as they are, more likely than not, the most recent participants of the selfsame act