
You’re probably wondering what a bird’s doing on a gay man’s blog. Give me a moment all will be clear.
Recently I met up with an old friend Sue from back-in-the-day for a chat. She split up with her long term boyfriend Jeff four months ago. Over tea she pours her heart out to tell me how she’s lonely and looking for a male companion with whom she can once in a while also be intimate but no strings attached. I ask her what kind of man she wants and I’m shocked by her reply:
“I don’t care what he looks like so long as he’s got a nice cock!”
Poultry farmers queue here.