BLog chEATERS – the series
Synopsis
Meet SylkTwo, the client. Suspicious of her partner’s bloggy blunders and cavorting comments, SylkTwo approaches BLEATERS to get the answers that would render her a port of peace in the tempestuous torrents that are the KBW blogs. Unbeknownst to her she’ll soon be an island of ire in the serene sea that is the growing relationship between the apple of her eye and one titi tetezzo (fresh as morning due! –
Devious 2007).
When asked by Bloggy Greco what led her to BLEATERS doorstep, SylkTwo’s reply is as petty as her not being pretty, as frank as the pungent smell of her funk:
SylkTwo: It started with the reduction in my comment numbers and the lack of “tihii nimekuwekea wanted” comments that I used to get
SylkTwo: When I ngugud “tihii”
Greco: Excuse me… ngu-what?
SylkTwo: Ngugud, using the search engine ngugu dot com
Greco: aaaaah, googled
SylkTwo: That’s what I said, ngugud, duh-uh (SylkTwo rolls her eyes frustrated by Greco’s slowness)
SylkTwo: Anyway, I came across several “tihii, nimekuwekea wanted”s at other sites but most were by some blogger called anonymous
SylkTwo: That blogger called anonymous is inerjitic. He comments on almost every blog there is – eish, hachoki???
SylkTwo: But something tells me that things are Hamisi, things are going Ory, iko kitu
Greco: (being quick on the mark) aaah, things are amiss, they are going awry
SylkTwo: Duh-uh (plus eye-roll)
Armed with this information, and eager to get away from the strong, strangling stench, Bloggy Greco deploys the BLEATERS detectives.
Investigation Day 1
The BLEATERS’ detectives camp within cybercafes across Nairobi, their browsers on 2 sites:
NchiYetuDaily and
KUL. The sites are being refreshed continually, if not too often, to ensure each post is caught as it comes in. IP ping and trace freeware is in abundance lest the wayward wanderer decides to comment anonymously.
Six hours later and nothing to report. This lascivious, lecherous (blog)langa is a slimy, sly one. The detectives console themselves by reading
Acolyte and close business for the day…
Investigation Day 6
After 5 grueling days of gnashing and grinding the BLEATERS detectives get what seems to be a breakthrough. A comment comes in on titi tetezzo: “Fao!!! Lemme run and read now…”
IP address leads back to an all too familiar office complex and an even more familiar floor…
(The confrontation after the break)
Any Other AOB
Was watching Jamali's take (Maesha) on ESir (RIP) and Nameless' Maisha track. Wonder if they (Kina Nameless) ever got paid for it??
Youtube - Maesha 
David Kobia, founder of Mashada, a well known community website among Kenyans, just let me know of their newly launched site. Mashada was first created in 1998 and has 40,000 registered member, and has just been completely redesigned from the ground up. 
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